Tagged...

And here I was thinking I'd never do this...

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:

1. A brain that can function without having to sleep.
2. A crystal globe that can see into the future.
3. A clear purpose.
4. A personal heating device.
5. Telepathy.

LIST OUT THE REASONS FOR YOUR CHOICES:

1. So I don't have to sleep. Duh.
2. So I can see into the future. Duh.
3. Duh.
4. It's cold. Duh.
5. So "nobody ain't never gonna be lonely no more".


WHO TAGGED YOU: Shaun and Stella

5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER:

Shaun:
1. Caring
2. Wise
3. Intelligent
4. Idiosyncratic
5. A lady's man. =P

Stella:
1. Interesting
2. Enigmatic
3. Pretty
4. Nice
5. Complex (in a good way) =)


MOST MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU:

Shaun: Beating me in the General Knowledge SAMAR Quiz. =P And yodelling in falsetto. *chuckles*

Stella: Murdering me with those dark eyes and super-long eyelashes of hers in exasperation. (Her exasperated "stare" is deadly, so exasperators beware!)


THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE HAS SAID TO YOU:

Shaun: "I'd die for you."/"You take 20 damage. You die."

Stella: "Urrrrhhhhhh!!!!" (Her moan/groan/scream of fustration before unleashing that deadly exasperated stare)


IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , YOU WILL:

Shaun: Exasperate Stella so that she'll kill me with her stare.

Stella: Grin exasperatingly at her, ditto the above.


IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER , THEY HAVE TO IMPROVE ON WILL BE:

Shaun: Gender. And sexual orientation, of course.

Stella: Her killing stare.


IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , YOU WILL:

Shaun: Lose 20 hitpoints and die.

Stella: Die for obvious reasons. (Her stare, duh!)


IF HE/SHE BECOME YOUR ENEMY , THE REASON WILL BE:

Shaun: A grammatical mistake.

Stella: Becoming immune to her stare.


MOST LOVED INVENTION (does not need to be technologically advanced):
The English language.


WHAT DO YOU DESPISE THE MOST:
Despise. (Note: It's "despise" the noun, not the verb. I despise despise. Get it?)


I refuse to tag anyone else. Let sleeping dogs lie.